How do I tell him all I want is Chanel!

Please read this today. Please read this in time for Valentine's Day! All I want is Chanel. I don't want candy. I don't want flowers. Save your money and get me something I really want. Chanel will last forever. CoCo Chanel is a fashion icon. I need and want a new toy. Chanel is a perfect new adult female toy. Be nice. Don't laugh at my thoughts. I'm being honest. Really, I am. All I want is Chanel. A Chanel handbag, Chanel jewelry, Chanel belt. ANYTHING CHANEL. Yes, I love you.